May 2013
laughingnancy:
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
fuckyeahlaughters:
when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
wartortles:
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
danielshowells:
what a wonderful winter we are having this spring
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
modestdemidov:
kimberannbrand:
modestdemidov:
kimberannbrand:
i just had a fucking coughing fit so horrible i coughed up a piece of pasta
good thing you didn’t choke
i’d be really sad if you pasta way
i am going to shove a rusty fork up your butt
you’re getting angry fusilli reasons
