Roller-Coaster

June 2011

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Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, because there's no place like home.

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When you see a romantic movie and you realize that you're gonna die alone.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a nanny and are going to pay $20,000 a month.

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Teacher : Whoever answers my next question, can go home.

fuckyeahlaughters:

the-krusty-crew:

* One boy throws his bag out through the window. *

Teacher: Who threw that bag?

Boy : Me! I’m going home now.

GENIUS.

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“When I look in the mirror, I know I’m looking at someone who isn’t sure she deserves to be loved at all.” —Nicholas Sparks (Dear John)

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